Alex the Dog

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Howsit, you dog! How about this: DRIVE down to the local donut shop for some hot chocolate, sit by the toasty fire while listening to Garrison Keillor on Prairie Home Companion (Natl. Public Radio) talking about frozen Minesota, and looking at PICTURES of sunny Florida!
Jazzman, where'd you get those H-D snowmobile pics? Love the trailer sled for ????. Now I know my H-D stock is gonna fly off the chart!
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kpapa

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Is that what happens when you get old? You would rather hang out by your pool than go to the beach or is it that going to the beach gets old? Not living near a beach I would not know. You was joking about hanging at the pool weren't you? We had our 80+ degree day for this year yesterday and I rode my scoot all day long.
Have Fun and RIDE SAFE
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howsit2003

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here's the thing....going to the beach during summer is 'jes plain bad for my health....I see all those young stunning chicks walkin' around damn near nekked....I mean....a thong bikinin does'nt hide anything.....and my eyeballs don't know which way to look....it's frustrating and exasparating to know....that those cuties are forever out of my reach......so that's why I hang ay mah pool......
we had a big sandcastle competition here over the weekend...and the all the lovelies were everywhere....beach was packed with chicks one more lovely than the next......
it's like my dad told me......going to the beach is like a man floating on a life raft in the sea......water, water everywhere, but not a single drop to drink !!! "
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10ecjazzman

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Snowmobile pics cam from
http://www.snoriderswest.com/oldsled/sleds/harley_snowmobile.htm . I stumbled across the sled while I was looking for the snowmobiles. I can't imagine many of them were made.
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kpapa

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I see what you mean now about going to the beach. It is very very bad for your health. You could go blind and it is not good for the old ticker. Better idea to go to the pool. If I ever get a place near a beach I will have to remember this.
My eye sight is not what it use to be and I want to keep the eye sight that I have. Only the Lord knows about the old ticker. Besides I do not want to die of a gun shot, if you know what I mean? Got to go for a ride on the scoot. Have Fun and RIDE SAFE.
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Alex the Dog

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Kpapa, that reminds me of the old movie "Cool Hand Luke" when Paul Newman and George Kennedy were viewing the local lovely. George sez "Please Lordy, don't make me go blind now!"
80 degrees in New York now? I think you're in for a very hot summer. More snow here yesterday.........yek!
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10ecjazzman

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I was thinking more like Baloo in Jungle Book..'Stay away from'em boy..they ain't nothin' but trouble!
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howsit2003

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...they are trouble...big trouble....first off...any of them get close to you, first thing you're gonna hear is a huge sucking sound on your wallet.....and after they've wobbled dem " frontal appendages" in yer face for a minute or two....you'll be bereft of all yer senses....you'll be buyin' drinks and doing and saying other stupid things you never thought you'd be capable off......and after they're done spending all yer money....they'll walk away giggling and sashaying dem cute behinds .....and you'll wonder what just hit you as you feel like a total idjit.......
sooooo...yeah...I hang out by my pool....I got a pretty darn cute girlfriend, who looks every bit as cute as dem lasses.....at least when I spend money on her....I.....er....get rewarded in ways I won't describe here....
life in Florida is good.....I live within an easy stroll to the beach....so I have the best of both worlds.... :-).....'jes as long as I keep my blinders on..
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Alex the Dog

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Boys, boys! If it weren't for all the trouble we got into because of the ladies back when.... well, we'd probably all be respectable bankers today!Thank the Lord we don't always get what we want.
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10ecjazzman

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'Bachelors know more about women than married men do, or they would be married too!' - H.L. Mencken
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